Is National Treasure 3 really too much to ask for?

My life is just a series of bringing my book to places I’ll never have time to read it

It’s men are trash 24/7 (except those three minutes when I need help putting my luggage in the overhead compartment)

Alaska has a reputation for being cold, but the state still loves its ice cream. They chow down on a classic Drumstick. You know, the one topped with chopped peanuts! thedailymeal.com/eat/most-popul…

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"this pill lets you use 100% of your brain." keep it. let me know when you've got a pill that lets me use zero

yes i am a historian (was on tumblr in 2010)

Why did Stephanie Meyer name that vampire guy Edward

I keep accidentally spending seventy dollars everyday

the worst part of the day is when u finish ur coffee because its like. ok guess ill wait for tomorrow then

We’re all so emotionally damaged from this last year and a half that Steve from Blue’s Clues was like “I have to address the nation”

I don’t want to meet new people, I want to FaceTime a life long friend for 3 hours while cleaning my apartment

The most ludicrous thing Disney tried to make us believe was that Zac Efron was not only getting recruited for D1 basketball but that he also got a scholarship to Juilliard

Credit score should go up if you are buying cool things

asking 8 year olds in skeleton onesies to name 5 phoebe bridgers songs

saying “this is she” when somebody calls ur cell & asks for u………ah to be an old money aristocrat….

My dream scenario is everyone i like sitting around a big table enjoying a bowl of soup that I made. They all say “wow, this is SO good” and they all ask for seconds