Kamala Harris, for the people!

Oh damn 😂

These LLMs help me dilute complex stuff yet fumble simple stuff. I was too tired to refactor a large chunk of code with repetitive redundancies into a function in R, so I asked Claude Code to do it. Tell me why this dullard was storing int as string?? Message wey I no send am o

Nobody truly hates patriarchy, misogyny maybe, but never patriarchy. All the discuss and varying nomenclature of courting rituals points to one thing - our core social structure of a patriarchal society. Because dumb down the gymnastics with “yearning” and see what’s left.

succinctly put but the reality largely, especially with the stories we read, makes this an outlier scenario. I mean you hear things like “don’t ask, because you asking gives me the ick” from people whom their partners are their first point of call at the slightest inconvenience.

Omo! 1990 to 2010 is why we are where we are 😭😭😭

Crazy to see something as commonsensical as this generating a lot curfuffle.

Last week, I got an email saying the UK is officially now my home, and will never need a visa to come home. Life is happening, and I’m a happening person 💫

For a Nigerian parent that want you married like yesterday, no good news is as good as the one they want to hear 😂 😂 Told my dad and he goes “I am very happy to hear this”… then next thing “when am I hearing the good news of a daughter in-law” 😂 😂 Chief calm down first

Life tough but I be Canda! 😂 😂 Always my motto!

“The propensity to make it is nonexistent”

Some guy I met 6yrs ago sent me this tweet reminding me that today in 2019, we slept in a trailer park after Orile towards Apapa (I used to live with my uncle). We narrowly escaped being robbed on our way. Remember it cos it was exactly 5days to my birthday then. Life!

Don’t let them silence you 😂 😂 It’s not even lazy, it gets to a point where there is absolutely no thrill in chasing anyone. It is also embarrassing.

The auditioning to be in someone’s life in dating is so disgustingly stupid and embarrassing…. I do not recommend 😂 😂 Let everyone take a 1yr sabbatical from dating pleaseeeeeee

Omo! Well, let’s fkng goooo

The best people I met are those I wasn’t trying to at a random cafe or just invested in my own business. Your best bet for dating are those who share similar interests with you and are willing to be emotionally, physically and financially involved.

In this life, only you can love yourself through every season. Friends, lovers, family, etc can try, but they all have their limits. The point of this is not cynicism, it is to be grateful for everyone who stayed and try not to hold a grudge against those who left.

People are easily attracted to the victory dance, and curated details of people’s lives online, forgetting that the behind the scenes is a fucking chaos. So please when you choose to be part of their lives, you no longer have the privilege of being an audience. Abeg 🙏

Anyone else constantly paranoid about tracking their days in the UK towards their ILR/Naturalisation? Well, not really paranoia but just making sure they remain compliant as you go on holidays or work trips. So I built this tool for myself and thought it would be useful to

The popularity of Carter Efe hunts me every time 😭😭😭