Once I have a music theory test w/ a question “What is the chord in measure 17?” and a student wrote “idk you tell me you’re the music theory professor”

if you fall at the winery that's a sauvignon bonk

If Clara Schumann saw concert programs today, she’d be like, “Why don’t you program the latest works by your composer friends? Don’t you like new music anymore?”

went to wipe off what I thought was makeup smeared under my eyes. nope turns out that’s just what I look like now. nice

yum

When I had to pick an instrument in 4th grade, I thought flutes were so beautiful and cool. Nice sound, shiny. However somebody informed me that flute was a girl’s instrument. Not wanting to compromise my masculinity, I instead chose the most manly instrument (alto saxophone)

dude….I had an absolutely unreal post-breakup glow up lol

I’m sorry but LOOK at this ponytail and tell me that I’m not in the most heteronormative relationship of my entire life. cosplaying as a straight girly

I want to be dainty and cute but unfortunately im fucking yoked and also a menace

just learned about ant death spirals don’t text

I'm sick

born to live in nyc in the 90s. forced to live in the midwest in 2024