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Gtfo with this gen-z "situationship" bullshit. You're telling me Mario went down countless pipes and fought countless bullshit turtles only to learn that he wasn't laying pipe on the reg? So he was just yelling "yahoo" for fun while saving the princess? Okay Nintendo.

It's pretty cool that in the United States, we have given the only leverage to get a prisoner to talk in the form of a pardon to the person directly implicated if she confessed

CVS should start printing the Epstein list at the bottom of their receipts to see if anyone notices since most people just throw them away without reading them

The first picture when you search for Hulk Hogan on Google is perfect.

New marching orders dropped! This copy & paste narrative from the machine is some of the most NPC propaganda I've ever seen (via imruiningphotos on 🧵)

This really is the most pathetic shit I’ve ever seen.

Meteoric-levels of "well-actually..." The fact that PeDonald is on the list isn't going to change anything other than the levels of mental gymnastics his supporters will do to justify raping kids.

"Here are some familiar faces you may know based on people we've scanned on your device." Thanks, Google!

We did it! The swamp is drained!

Probably nothing...

Hey guys, please do free work for me. Thanks! -The world's richest man

Now that's what I call America First! Haters will say this is anti- free market, but it's actually in accordance with small government principles to force individuals to buy products from certain countries