when mom distracts dad and tells you to hide the bags after a day of shopping

he really just blessed and thanked himself.

bra’s are out dude, nipples are in

The Cleveland Washington football team > guardians

Hitting up my male friends like hiiii miss you king wanna get a drink tomorrow and then help me take my AC out

She’s not yo ho no mo.

looking for something more

Cheers to me and my new boo thang tonight #letsgetit

if kanye and drake can make up so can we, come home bae

NFL Make up your damn mind on protocols. Showing up and making only 3 teams test?!? All so you can keep the game as scheduled to make money.

fuck you Roger Goodell

🗓: Our Week 15 game vs. Las Vegas has been moved to Monday. Kickoff: 5 p.m. ET at FirstEnergy Stadium 📺: NFL Network

Name a better movie than Christmas Vacation

No one: Baker Mayfield:

leave it to the browns to ruin my Christmas day

go browns

Rich Strike is Spiral Ham in real life