heard it be going down in that spot

Money and dogs

Why are they unable to sell the harvest, Senator?

pretty telling that the industries first venture into this was to create a teenage girl they could control

tech guys love to be like "AI is a powerful tool that allows us to create anything we want" and the "anything" is a teenage girl

‘Some’ legal experts have called murder a crime. Thank you NYT

Just... LOL

What The Actual Fuck

The black and white tv I played adventure on

It used to be that we'd identify a problem, and people would invent technology to solve it. Now we invent technology, and desperately scramble to find use cases. Why? Because it affirms the foundational belief that technology will one day solve all our problems.

I didn't think we were doing this anymore?

Legend has it gym memberships are particularly hard to cancel here because nobody knows how to exit

little game james strikes again

Self respect

Wonder of Science Pro tip: Engineers are usually morons who think they know everything. Normal bike riders use their whole body when pedaling. Recumbent guys can't even go up hills. With this style of pedaling you can only use your legs. You're not going far.

There’s a secret society living amongst us that is keeping Long John Silvers in business

There's a metaphor in here somewhere

Wow nothing gets past these guys

Tellin you that dude doesn't think he's ever leaving