Forecasters predicting the longest sustained heat wave on record over the next few weeks #crackingflags

“The Office UK: Sammy, you old slag. pic.x.com/VcD2CaZEDs” Rory Davies

Hearing cedric gervais summertime sadness all over the radio. Bit late eh @lobytester ? #overplayedthatmonthsago

@B_Schofield ChrisRennie gotta go out for dinner so missing it. Absolutely spewing

tindering across the pond you mot Alex Blake #differentgravy

Do we need them @lobytester #getridofthem #pilks Adam Riley Gavin Baker Matthew Cross Devon Endersby

@lobytester cheers mate

Out bowling with this belter Matt Bloch @jpeppiatt1

Could be lining up a trip up north next weekend Alex Nott Rory Davies you free?

Just quietly this Alex Ferguson book sounds like something I need to read!

i am barney the dinosaur

Emma Formstone @GraceCodling Jane Parry nice and original. Where do we subscribe to the Formstone original banter column?

“Steve Davies: Good for you Tom Daley Big day for him, let's all show him some support..”~~~ shot Stevo!

First leg of the journey complete. A few of #CobbysArmy waiting to board at Amsterdam Airport to Joburg! #SA #Tour

“Sunday League: fans recreate highlights from the Chelsea v Arsenal game. Look at Petr Čech! youtube.com/watch?v=P1RYj5…” Matt Bloch

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