Someone from work. That’s usually what wakes me up, a work call.

Newark Liberty International Airport….. is EWR That isn’t true of all airports

This is literally my worst nightmare. I am so scared of walking underneath those things.

Imagine going grocery shopping, loading your boat, unloading your boat, then realizing you forgot to grab milk.

The little feet slaps

Only in Abuela’s house can I walk in to drop off some chanclas that I bought her and walk out with arroz con jamón y salchichón, ensalada y un limber de piña. This woman is a damn saint.

This is so freaking cute! I hope a local Mexican restaurant gives this adorable baby free quesadillas for life.

You can’t convince me that’s not a piece of prosciutto from someone’s sandwich

Sex and housework: In heterosexual couples with children, when women do more of the household labour than men, they have lower sexual desire, for two reasons: 1) they are more likely to see their partners as dependent on them, and 2) they see the division of labour as unfair 1/3

Bad Bunny’s “Titi Me Pregunto” also works. Sincerely, a Boricua AHA Instructor

Fucking Bill Townsend was just spreading his seed all over Serenity?? This man got Isaac by Peggy, Ty, Ky and Katie by Maddie and Rebecca by Noreen? Fucking hell Bill.

Caribeños en cualquier playa que no esté en el Caribe.

Mr. Farouk is the most relatable character in Heartstopper 2.

An actual pic I took on my phone of a beach in Puerto Rico. When I sent it to a friend she thought it was fake until she noticed that it was a Live Photo.

I made rainbow trout over rice today for breakfast. 🤤

When Game of Thrones started

Nothing like working out in front of the mirror for some nice lil body dysmorphia session! 😲

Beeztruth I don’t even mind cooking, I don’t like the assumption that I’m supposed to.

I know JP's ass isn't telling a woman how to look when his entire closet is the 4th of July section from his local Walmart. #loveisblind

Calling “X” by its former name Twitter is the only time I’ll ever deadname something or someone