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McMaster University | MUAHUA

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Official Account for @McMasterU Association of Horny Upper Administrators (MUAHUA)

We "explore topics" to help inflame lust at our weekly admin circlejerk

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BREAKING: Misleading translation by the CBC regurgitating Israeli propaganda: Thread The CBC published 2 videos showing Hamas fighters after they've captured a few female IDF soldiers on Oct 7. The 1st video is shown below. The 2nd is in 2 below. 1/x cbc.ca/player/play/vi…

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To McMaster University Admins, While we agreed to disclose *some* of our funding. And you might be anxious abt MUAHUA's future, but remember: - Genocide isn't over, and neither is our circlejerk - We deferred all "discussion" of divestment to an October "meeting" This is our win, too!

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There is so much anti-admin memes out here. Like this one, attacking Susan Tighe's demand of "collegiality over justice." But McMaster University holds the firm belief that genocide is just a "topic of discussion" to be delayed, not a political reality of any urgency. #BrighterWorld

There is so much anti-admin memes out here. Like this one, attacking <a href="/McMasterProvost/">Susan Tighe</a>'s demand of "collegiality over justice."

But <a href="/McMasterU/">McMaster University</a> holds the firm belief that genocide is just a "topic of discussion" to be delayed, not a political reality of any urgency. #BrighterWorld
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MUAHUA denounces these anti-admin attack against our hero: Adolf Eichmann! McMaster University chooses to CELEBRATE this man not for WHAT he did, but how effectively he did it! Which is why we packed our board of governors with comparable careerists like Susan Tighe! #BrighterWorld

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Appalling. These BOG meetings were supposed to be a SAFE SPACE for McMaster University admins, like Susan Tighe, to circlejerk to genocide. Not to have an academic discussion about whether genocide is "bad" or not. This is totally killing our vibes #BrighterWorlds

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Due to Susan Tighe's demand we not disclose our investments, McMaster University | MUAHUA cannot confirm whether Caterpillar Inc. is among them We would, however, like to express our admiration for the contribution CaterpillarInc made to our weekly admin circlejerks! truthout.org/articles/repor…

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Congratulations Martin Horn! When grad students demanded livable funding, Martin valiantly told them the funding is specifically not SUPPOSED to be enough, so as to force TAs to work second/third jobs, prolong their degree, and keep McMaster University | MUAHUA members horny during our circlejerk!

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We are charging only $1400 in for a room in a suite with a shared kitchen and bathroom, that's like $16800 a year plus around $8000 of tuition, it cost only about $25k to live here. More than the grad student funding package, but you'll be fine if you skip luxuries like food

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This is inconceivable! McMaster University showcased our cutting edge research skills this year trying to charge students $1400/month (minimum) to share a room in apartment units with no potable water. The Shanghai WorldU is as WRONG as our students are ENTITLED and UNGRATEFUL! #HamOnt

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Congratz to McMaster University | MUAHUA member Susan Tighe on subjugating and conquering this university. Now nothing can stop us from plundering its meager resources, exacerbating the poverty of its teaching community, and use their suffering to fuel our weekly admin circlejerk! #BrighterWorlds

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As an organization of upper class bureaucratic libertines, we normally support hornier parties like Ontario PC Party. But we are delighted Ontario NDP is running a candidate against Sarah Jama. Sarah Jama was super hostile to our complicity to genocide! Like, totally not cool!

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Thank you Burlington Chamber for honouring our soon-to-be president Susan Tighe! Especially for her hard work dismantling McMaster University's Sexual Violence Prevention and Response Office (SVPRO), so our top donors can enjoy that 1950s workplace culture without fear! What a girlboss!

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O M G chillllllls That's Susan Tighe!!! McMaster University's #1 Girlboss. Girlboss fact #21 Did you know Susan called herself McMaster's president-elect, even though "university president" is not an elected position? She did it out of contempt for the democratic process #brighterworlds

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At McMaster University | MUAHUA we have always known this, like Pierre Poilievre and conservative men like him, many of the highest paid men in the McMaster University upper administration are only able to stay straight and attracted to their own wives because of their lack of security clearance.

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The honourable Gregor Robertson endorses the McMaster University model of housing! We pioneered the idea of increasing the supply of "affordable housing" nobody can actually afford! To the nay-sayers who complained about the 10 Bay St. residence, Gregor Robertson will bring it national!

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Lascaux Othello McMaster University Okay, no. First of all David is NOT a loser, he is a father, a husband, a president, and a man sharing his name with a great biblical king. Second, it is NOT an orgy, it is a circlejerk. An expensive one that David took money out of his own yearly $518,942 salary to pay for!

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Susan Tighe is an inspiration to all form administrative violence With the right amount of sadism and bloodthirst and contempt towards the very essence of education, even disgusting perverts like Susan can be a respectable girlboss, overseeing the destruction of this university!

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Michael, we love you, but you need to do something right now. Put these FAs in their place by running a plane at full service all by yourself. You declared yourself more competent than an entire flight crew, by accepting higher pay than their combined salary. Now walk the walk.

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Some of you may wonder why comments sections are closed for Susan Tighe related posts This is to prevent students from commenting Susan worked tirelessly to ensure grad students will never receive a livable wage, seeing students alive, and god-forbid, healthy, is so triggering