The show Kaos has a pretty good soundtrack.

Eating dry Count Chocula because there’s no milk in the house, and I’m too lazy to go get any.

I love seeing Ken Curtis in these old John Ford films.

Everyone seems to be posting their opinions about the AR-15, so here's mine. I hate them. That being said, I don't care if you have one or one hundred. Enjoy, have fun. Meanwhile, I'll be over here shooting guns that I do like.

Unless it's about the money you earn, the firearms you own, the vaccines you do or don't take, the cars you drive, the straws you use, the words you say, the things you believe, the schools your kids go to ... etc etc

Romance

The magic of James Earl Jones is I can't think of a bad movie he was in.

The company in its infinite wisdom has decided I should go to storm duty. So tomorrow morning I get to head to Lafayette, LA. Hopefully, Squirrel Matador won't shoot at me.

Lafayette, I am here! Mother Nature, bring the storm, you black-eyed bitch!

I've already given up on the debate. I can't listen to that lying bitch anymore.

The left will say Kamalatoe won the debate. That she was brilliant. You know they will. Debates are pointless.

Only one thing can save us from that clusterfuck of a debate. POST BOOBS!

I’m calling that a reject pole. I’m not a utility pole inspector for no reason.

Dear GOP, FYI... American citizens would prefer a government shutdown until spending is cut, border is closed and illegal aliens cant vote in our elections. Thanks, Real Americans

Raskin is a fucking ass clown. A no load carrying, pus-nutted, feather merchant dipshit. foxnews.com/media/democrat…

My wife named her Gladys, and claims she’s keeping the bell peppers safe.

My southern engineered device for draining the pool.

IYKYK