Clearlake are so broke they’re selling tickets to training…

You genuinely start to question if he was the last light of the world before the darkness set in.

Bruno is one of the most innovative ball strikers in the league. That shinpad finish was brazy, only real players know.

Kobbie’s career affectively hinges on if Tuchel takes him to the World Cup or not. If he does, he thrives from here, if he doesn’t the capitulation will probably leave him crashing out by 25

Arda needs to give up his galactico dream and move to a rival Serie A club, so he can create a national clash with this guy like Mavado and Kartel.

We ought to treat Guehi, Semenyo and Ljinders in the same way we would treat Thatcher

Wirtz just had a go at Arne on the pitch there. Alonso seeds being planted?

Cherki unironically isn’t at the level for this

2 man wall against Szobo from 40 yards out? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 dpmo

Seeing Szobo and Haaland going stride for stride was nuts, RB project produced super soldiers

Fairs Mbappe has no footballing brain

Only wish the worst for this club, Frank wasn’t the problem. The squad is utter dross, hence why it’s in the same place it was last year.

Macallister was world class tonight, something changed in him since the new year. He’s back.

Endo really played 2 mins on a broken leg and torn ligament last night. That man is the modern day embodiment of the Samurai. Japanese legend.

Arne playing Ramsey RW, funniest guy alive

Szobo is going to Madrid unless everyone stops calling him Steven Gerrard rn.