SNL always has episodes where a musician is the host and musical guest, but they never do that with the actors. Come on Paul Giamatti, sing some tunes, it's your night.

I’m sorry

Possibly the most historic national ice cream day we've ever had

if you work 40 hrs/ week, you should be able to own a 1 bedroom apartment that's within a five minute walking distance to two good grocery stores, a bar or cafe, and a mexican restaurant that's not just some fast food chain

i just saw a chilling video from Springfield. a man speeding home from work found a glowing green uranium rod in his trousers and threw it out his window, nearly hitting a skateboarding boy with it.

why would the government need to cook a hurricane to k*ll off people when it can just like, deny health coverage or tell people its safe to go outside during a pandemic

Pete Rose never lived to see himself in the hall of fame due to gambling on baseball. Now, you can watch the Cincinnati #Reds on FanDuel sports network lol. The irony.

Somewhere, a white person is planning a Halloween costume for tonight that’s gonna fuck up their whole future. 😂

There should be something just for fun on the ballot, like voting for the best flavor of ice cream . I think that would get a lot of people really excited to get involved

I’m Canadian, so I shouldn’t be this stressed about the US election … but here I am, like a nervous neighbour watching a house fire from across the street. #ElectionDay

People were rightly upset about Biden's age and then turned around and voted in another 78 year old. Get the fuck outta here man.

In 31 years of age I think I’ve finally discovered the cure to depression and it’s just leaving the house at every single possible opportunity no matter how badly you don’t want to.

He just stands in the street shouting JENNIFER until one shows up

World’s richest man: Japan will disappear with such a low birthrate. This is a true tragedy. Japan: We’re thinking of a solution where we make working people slightly less miserable. World’s richest man: Fuck you

MAGA isn’t a movement, it’s a support group for people who lost an argument in 8th grade and never got over it.

Good on the ump for calling this a strike.

if i won the lottery i wouldn't tell anyone, but there would be signs