It’s cool don’t worry 50 year mortgage is coming

Memories are often muddled and misremembered. If you desire to be objective, you will recall my nearly 13 hr filibuster against Obama targeting civilians and Americans. nbcnews.com/id/wbna51086464

Elf on the shelf? What happened?

I miss this crazy bastard teaching us how to make a "Get Ready for Work" vodka. Godspeed wherever you may be sir. Fckn legend. 😂

We take phishing seriously here. Last month, 40% of our company clicked on a fake link I sent them promising "Free Pizza." Disappointing. So I leveled up the simulation. This morning, I went to the sales department wearing a ski mask. I physically stole three laptops and

Last week I hosted family for Thanksgiving. My 12-year-old nephew asked for the WiFi password. He wanted to play Roblox on his iPad. I looked at the device. Unmanaged. No antivirus. No encryption. I’m an IT Professional. I don't run an open network. So I didn’t give him the

Participants in our clinical trials have extended digital computer control to physical devices such as assistive robotic arms. Over time, we plan to expand the range of devices controllable via Neuralink.

Any device that can be controlled via computer or phone can be controlled by a Neuralink implant

It is 9:30 PM. My phone just buzzed. PagerDuty alert. Critical Severity. The Europe servers are throwing 500 errors. My Lead Engineer is calling me. He needs "Executive approval" to flush the database. I looked at the phone. I didn't answer. I put it on the wireless

Last week our CISO asked me to present on “zero trust architecture.” I don’t know what that means. I make $340,000 a year. I haven’t touched a firewall since Obama’s first term. But I have a CISSP. I passed by memorizing acronyms. I still don’t know what half of them stand for. I

“Operation Iraqi Freedom” meet “Operation Venezuelan Freedom”

The Future is here 😁

It’s 1:10 AM and I was in the middle of a deep sleep. But all of a sudden, my phone started vibrating off the nightstand. My Lead Engineer was calling. My CEO was texting. Slack was blowing up. "Cloudflare is down! Half the internet is dark! Our site is throwing 502 errors!"

❗️Grok saved this man's life after a ruptured appendix "I’m alive and healed because an AI recognized the pattern " The man wrote the following on Reddit: I’m 49. 2025 has been the best year of my life… until two nights ago. For 24 straight hours I had constant,

This is why Israel continues to ban all international media from entering Gaza unless they submit to total control by the IDF. Despite how much the world already knows, the true extent and depravity of the (US-funded) atrocities will only be fully documented once that happens:

‼️🇮🇱 Smartphones worldwide were silently infected with Israeli malware via malicious ads Simply viewing their ads was enough to get infected. Surveillance company Intellexa gained full access to cameras, microphones, chat apps, emails, GPS locations, photos, files, and browsing

Obama constantly used "double-tap" strikes in the War on Terror: he and Brennan would bomb a second time moments after the first to kill survivors, but also to kill first responders who arrived to help. Had long been deemed "terrorism" by the US:👇 theguardian.com/commentisfree/…