god bless my tiddies but fuck amerikkka and death to the IDF

It’s almost like the narrative you push that all colleges do is accept unqualified people because they’re part of a minority group is false 🤔🤔🤔

Two decades of comics and he just tweeted it out

This restaurant is calling for political violence they should be deported.

At a con on the 4th of July. Having a Cuba Libre. As it should be.

Millions of Democrats voted for Trump. Thousands of Independents voted for Jill Stein. Which one gets endless blame and which one gets zero attention or shame?

Sorry but you can’t have a series of Jeffrey Epstein buddies lead the country for over a collective decade and then expect me to care about what boxes someone checked on their college application

The Confederates shouldn’t have been allowed to reintegrate into American society

Something that I hope dies with millennials is the uncritical worship of this specific celebrity

I wish more people wanted to impress Jodie Foster.

"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gender," i holler as i overturn my uncle's barbeque grill and turn the 4th of July into the 4th of Shit