this lined up ridiculously well, im astonished

my gf hit a “people like that need to be killed” last night and i was like awww i’m rubbing off on you 🖤

your sickly ward escaped the attic but returned of his own accord when his mischief was complete, my lord

watch your mouth buddy. you’re talking to the husband of Voluptua Scrungle. that’s right! of the Kindbottom Vale Scrungles.

#whoremembers

in the chopped uncness of the far future there is only war

hot dog

insane

You are not chopped You are my friend