Serena Williams and the Big Four at Wimbledon. 🤩

a girl I went to grad school with once told me she just takes whatever over the counter medication in whatever doses and combinations she wants and “like I’ve always been fine!” and I think about her every time I take a pill (daily)

Do I know anyone in the UK who can get me the version with this cover??

Man sits by me on train. MAN: Loads of psychopaths around here ME: Really? MAN: Loads mate ME: How'd you know? MAN: There's signs aren't there? ME: I guess? MAN: I love them (47 minutes of awkward silence.) Man leaves train, he has a bike. I realise he was saying 'cycle paths'.

best card writing advice I ever read

2024 has been a beautiful celestial year in North America. People WANT to look up at the stars. We WANT to be part of the universe. Our lives are not meant for shutting up and working without complaint until we drop dead! There’s a whole solar system, galaxy, universe of wonder!

Walk of shame but it’s me rolling my overflowing garbage can back from the curb because I didn’t put it out in time

Today is World Wombat Day so I must again say that my favourite ever blessing is an Indigenous Australian one and it goes "may the wombat of happiness snuffle through your underbrush"

they should schedule doctor appts like DOORS 8:15 Nurse 8:25 Doctor 8:40

Welcome to the scare-as tour 👻

Yall can ask Biden to step down again give us a minute of a woman president before we go back to 1790

Actually though…how do we make this happen?

Not only did we find her and endorse her Y’ALL SHE WON

Come find me on 🦋