Your most used GIF is your reaction when WWIII breaks out. Feels accurate.

You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are coming to rescue you. Who is coming to save you? I may end up ok…

😂😂😂

5 wins in 5 days is amazing. But beating Duke and Carolina along the way has to make it even more satisfying for State. Regulate.

Took Xman to his first Greenville Swamp Rabbits game tonight courtesy of some of the good folks at our local United Rentals. We had an absolute blast & he was stoked that the ‘Bits got the dub!

LANDO!!!!!

“Sorry, boss…I was trying to change the song, and got a little squirrelly.”

I have been caught more times than I can count during course set-up by a single in a cart, who then complains about hole locations after he passes me were the same as they were the prior afternoon.

Welp, gotta turn off football for the night since I have a dog freaking out at the The Home Depot smoke alarm ad. Apparently none of your PR people have an animal in your house.

No, but Roman candle tag in a friend’s garage was a thing… Man, the 1990s were wild!

New hard hat ✅ Stickers ✅ Safety first & last ✅ Thanks to Ex Umbris Designs 🇺🇸🤘🏻 and others who have contributed to making my WaveCel hard hat even better.

⛳️🌺 Payne Stewart’s 1987 Masters fit 🔥

Since Dale Stark is doing it, this is a tree service account, now. That’s a 36” bar for reference.

Your local club doesn’t have the money or manpower for this. Don’t bring it up to your board or Super.

Watching the #LLWS and there was a graphic up for the courtesy runner. Wife wasn’t paying total attention to the game situation and goes “who names their child Courtesy Runner?” Now I’m in trouble for how I said “wait, what?!?” This is the magic of marriage.

Tonight, two people learned a whole lot about patience.

1. Take your medicine when you have to. 2. Don’t feel compelled to hit a club you’re not confident in. 3. Score cards not postcards.

In any world where LOTO exists, this should be 100% fireable upon discovery. No questions asked. I would not want to work in that facility ever again.

Watched USA win a gold medal this morning and put some big timber on the ground this afternoon. It was a good day.

Safety first. Slayer second.