Life changes. You lose love. You lose friends. You lose pieces of yourself that you never imagined would be gone. And then, without you even realizing it, these pieces come back. New love enters. Better friends come along. And a stronger, wiser you is staring back in the mirror.

Oh Allah, safeguard me from making decisions that I may later regret. Bless me with clarity of thought and direct me toward what is best for me. Grant me the strength to trust in Your plan. Fill my heart with tranquility and protect me from choices that will bring sorrow.

You wan use 9 league goals win ballon d’or He don get 13 now 😭😭😂

Repost the Quran, your hands will bear witness for you on judgement day....

Even though u no sabi Chinese, u suppose sabi this one 紐卡斯爾 2 - 1 曼聯

Have sex with your wife when she's pregnant. It's a beautiful experience you shouldn't miss. Even if she's 9 months gone. Tease her with her big nose & stretch marks. Laugh together about it. She'll not be pregnant forever. Go through the process. And make sure you're

When people say ilorin ,Ilu to jina si ina I don't know say nah electricity dem dey talk about 😭😂😂😂

If you come to my house in this period and I put on Gen for you still put on AC, just know say I wan sleep with you.

Pikin go dey greet una good morning sir/ma Una go dey tell am how far, better own/act your age 😂

When you’re done with work but it’s not 5pm yet

God abeg no break up with me, nah only you take me serious.

tears man, ferran really useless no be meme As the werey first enter,he first do one rubbish make we no say e don enter

I thought I was drowning only for me to wake up in a pool of salty sweat. Adelabu you’ll ask God for ice cream and he’ll give you expired hair relaxer.

If Manchester City Beat Real Madrid today we cook Real Madrid If Real Madrid beat Manchester City we cook Premtards Whatever happens tonight, there will be food

Lord put me in a Position where I don’t have to Beg, Borrow or Struggle

dating a sex addict is better than dating a girl who doesn't like to have sex.

fvcking someone you actually enjoyed talking to for the first time hits different.

epl is a better a league than laliga. 😂 clowns.

900 career goals ⚽ Lionel Andrés Messi 🇦🇷 Iconic ✨

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