Diddler on the Roof

Thomas Skinner will break one day. He has the heady mix of constantly requiring attention, having an incredibly thin skin, and needing to be liked. Like the hot sauce guy, but skinner is managing his anger under the veneer of being a banteraffable bosh man.

Pretending it’s scarf weather 😆 Such a div.

Rayner resigned. Your response Mr Farage?

holy shit

After a year of scientific scrutiny, a rock sample collected by the Perseverance rover has been confirmed to contain a potential biosignature. The sample is the best candidate so far to provide evidence of ancient microbial life on Mars. go.nasa.gov/4n35lVM

He kept following them! 😂

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I remember when they were called Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Pies and the box had photos of Paddington driving a Routemaster to the Somme.

Jack Roworth Reform UK If someone turns up to my door wearing a parachute and tanning a big bottle of coke, I’m absolutely not going to be listening to a word they have to say about politics.

A radio programme like the Shipping Forecast but it’s called Bin Day and it just reads out every single council in the country’s bin schedule

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wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics

They was standing on the river

Reading the BBC home page this evening is fucking horrific. Just be normal.