@niven_govinden oh come on Niven, it's Dylan. Dylan, Niven!

hi everyone. thanks for buying/streaming/loving the record this week. stay together also available next week. and forever. 😎

@4ndrewJames whit woo!

@4ndrewJames "if anyone orders merlot, I'm leaving." (Sideways 2003)

@4ndrewJames we both know, I know nothing about wine.

@4ndrewJames NEVER- deals

@4ndrewJames that was supposed to be "deaks" not "deals"

@4ndrewJames and that is why I trust you!

@adamhess1 no way, my favourite cowboy yarn ever.

Broke out a new shirt on tour last night. Band mates haven't said a word. This is a good thing. #kaiserchiefs

I'm doing my Edinburgh show Russ Peers: Bad Gay? Museum of Comedy 23 Nov TIX goo.gl/EXnvWY October's show sold out. Get me.

@4ndrewJames it's literally three streets.

UNDERMINE the credibility of your neighbours by giving your dog the same name as their child. (via 𝕎𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕚𝕒𝕞 𝔹𝕒𝕣𝕣𝕖𝕥𝕥)

We are healthy only to the extent that our ideas are humane.

Loyal Driveway Patiently Waiting For Owner To Return From Work trib.al/DhA6bzx

What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.

Just in case you're having a bad day 💕 @HamillHimself

Another master class from the man who would have been the best England manager for 25 years if he didn't drink white wine from pint glasses.