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Mattso

@m4ttso

Two interesting facts about me. 1) My knob is the same length as two Argos pens 2)I'm banned from Argos.

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calendar_today09-08-2012 12:12:11

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Apparently when a girl asks “where do I stand?” “As far away from me as possible, you stinky bitch” is the wrong answer.