i feel like i'm always one minor inconvinience away from becoming her

dua lipa breaking me out of the tortured poets department:

Update: I had to search the number on cashapp😭😭😂😂😂 cuz I could nottttt

A grainy livestream in the middle of the day is just what the doctor ordered.

what the fuck is joe biden’s plan to get me to an era’s show this fall

showing always sunny episodes to ur friends involves a lot of strategy. there are the right episodes and the episodes that are gonna make you look insane

Then go find you a real man sis what's stopping you?? 😭😭

every adult woman I know is reading like they're trying to qualify for a pizza party and every guy I know owes DraftKings $5000

This is how I talk about my sports teams

books be so fcking good how y’all don’t be reading man

abba is the perfect test to see if someone has evil in their soul, like you dont have to love them but if someone flat out hates abba music that is a perfect sign their heart is sick from the root and can never be cured

"Scariest movie ever" Me after watching said movies

Okay but why do we need these so bad 🤣 #XboxCheekyControllerSweepstakes

When it's Sunday but there's no new House of the Dragon episode....

may i introduce you to rory gilmore

“Did you see Suki earlier? Suki fucking killed it! But I’d like to dedicate this next song to Mr. Waterhouse. He has the skin of a killer, Bella” Hayley Williams before singing ‘Decode’ tonight at The Eras Tour.

im tryna find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectful

this show is still so good even when you have a bitch in your ear telling you it’s overrated and not funny

Could not be more hyped to finally get my hands on a physical copy of this beauty 😍