when you wake up at night and turn on your phone to see what time it is

why when you reply to any girl on Twitter a lot of people visit your profile ? It seems to me that they tell me

those who tell you: "if instead of smoking you had saved money, now you would have a Ferrari" ...do you smoke ? "no" ...show me your Ferrari #liveandletlive

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that's how it seems

#believeinyourself

#PositiveVibes 😂

one is a legend the other is #BradPitt #henrywinkler sorry but for me the Fonz is an unattainable myth

if he braked suddenly, she would break her nose and teeth if she turned her head to the right, she choked him… to her left, she decapitated someone but it was a good invention

you will find him in every single game is the person with the most hours in the game ( and they keep rising )

Oxygen was discovered by Swedish pharmacist Carl Wilhelm Scheele in 1771 I wondered how people could breathe before that day 🤨

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AA old school 🏹

good morning GALAXT1KA and Austin citizens 😬

psychologist : the cartographic duck doesn't exist, it can't hurt you The cartographic duck:

#Adele writes songs about her ex-husband and her net worth grows #Shakira writes songs about her ex-husband and her net worth grows some woman want to marry me and divorce ? I need inspiration any gains 50/50