It is so funny that the "everyone just talks about fantasy football all the time" office co-worker stereotype is so true at my job Football is the ambient noise during the season

Tfw every labor statistic starts including “since 2009”

At the airport and a wife asked her husband “where are our seats” and he responds “in the airplane”

would you ask God to rank the splendid oaks he studded across vast Midwestern savannah ?

That can't be a legal baseball strategy, can it?

Girl in the Taco Bell drive through called me really pretty I am on cloud 9

don’t ask how much time i spent on this

🌱💀 THE NECROBLOOM💀🌱 disponible #mtg #mtgcommander

The lack of spooky content online is disturbing. So here's Marceline and the Gang to bless your feed.

Catching up on existing is both cool and weird

Feels like I've just been stepping on rakes lately

we're transvestigating lightning bolt now

God damn I just realized I haven't played Armor King yet Life is too busy

MTG artwork may have peaked in 1993

decided to update a classic

Learning in real time that skirt + stockings is somehow in this beautiful venn diagram of both more formal than jeans AND more comfy

this guy was such a hater I love him rest in peace 58 is way too young

I just wanna watch some baseball with the dolls