no words.

getting in trouble at my job as pyramid stone mason because I keep skipping work and repeatedly using “my mother is being mummified” as my excuse

james spader smoking is my favorite concept

the most romantically devastating thing to ever happen to me i feel empty

This bar I was at had a physical copy of the Onion and LOOK WHAT I FOUND IN IT

One of the great tragedies of last year and a microcosm of what’s wrong with that specific distributor and the shaky landscape of indie film distribution. (And that’s not even getting into the racial implications, which, whew, there aren’t enough characters.)

she knew something we didn’t

In the mood to rewatch Lost City of Z.

Among the many great things about Coen’s MACBETH is that you get an extra helping of Equalizer Denzel to go along with your Medieval Mad King Denzel

daniel’s eyes changing color when he experiences strong emotions, and this was him while talking about armand…

Hang it in the Louvre

Canonically every Cubone is an orphan (they're all wearing their mother's skull, which is an insane bit of lore, strange implications), so this is the closest thing Cubone has to a family

all the worst aspects of modern pop culture can be traced back to the time Arthur Conan Doyle killed off Sherlock Holmes

It’s crazy how educational children’s programming was when we were kids. We had Carmen Sandiego, Wishbone. Cartoons made jokes about Orson Welles and classical composers. In our lifetimes, TV that respects kids’ intelligence has been replaced with mindless slop.

I hate that the incentive structures of children's media rewards what entertains over what educates. Kids need to be challenged a little. They need to have their curiosity stoked. Kids watching PBS was good for the world and their loss will be devastating.

as long as I don’t encounter anyone who has spent their entire life training to master their fear and I don’t get blasted in the face with my own fear toxin gotham will be mine

Streaming services after spending millions of dollars on a movie

people eat up AI slop when there's real magic all around us