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Hand to God I was having a crazy dream about terrorists and beepers and Harry Potter and woke up briefly thinking the whole story was all just a dream and then got to remember that IT ISN’T they really blew up thousands of terrorists with beepers what a time to be alive.

The exploding pagers can't trigger a war because you can't trigger something that's already happening. Hezbollah has been bombarding Israel since October 8. Scores of Israelis have been wounded and killed and the country's North has been depopulated. The war is already on.

And DC will re-elect every single one of them.

Hmm. Why would the sponsor of the October 7 attacks in Israel want Kamala to win this election? Interesting.

Just another day. It's not even news. No mention on the front pages of any outlets that I can see. Background noise.

This is your country on SANCTUARY POLICIES: Massachusetts allowed an illegal migrant accused of raping a pre-teen child to walk free on bail—and never called immigration authorities. nypost.com/2024/09/17/us-…

First responders at Eagle Pass need therapy because they’ve been traumatized by the number of dead bodies found in the Rio Grande. But why make the Dems defend their border policy during an election year? Let’s harass people in Springfield and talk about cat memes and Voodoo.

I love the part where he’s like you do know inflation applies to everyone in the economy, not just me, right?

Where would a person get the crazy notion to harm a Supreme Court justice?

Generally when a school board member prefaces her remarks with “this is not an antisemitic statement,” it’s a good hint of what is to come.

A friend of 15 years, working at State dept when we met. Educated at Columbia. I mentioned waking up at night thinking about the hostages. To this she said “Jews always talk about what's happened to them but they never talk about why” so reflexively she probably believes it was

Y’all I can’t.

It is beyond embarrassing that an Irish senator has been community noted this way. Beyond embarrassing.

imagine being ryan lizza >leave your family for a younger woman >get me too'd >get engaged to said woman >failed book deal with fiancée >wake up at 4 AM every day to write a newsletter >fiancée starts sexting an older man with brain worms

Jill Biden just chaired a cabinet meeting and the "democracy is on the ballot" people are saying nothing.

Totally normal stuff. Nothing to see here.

Wow, an OnlyFans account has been registered under the name Lauren Windsor. It might not be Lauren Windsor the operative who orchestrated the Youngkin Nazi hoax, but it is definitely registered in the name Lauren Windsor. This is serious.