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Lyndsay Kancher

@lyndsayaissance

Writer. Musician. #blacklivesmatter LGBTQ Ally. Feminist. Philly sports fan.

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calendar_today12-02-2009 02:31:43

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Imagine thinking the best way to validate your personal discrimination and hate is to give 5-star reviews to an anti-transwomen in sports movie on Rotten Tomatoes to dupe people into seeing it. How's that Ultra-Right beer going for y'all at $35 a six-pack? Selling fast?

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If you have so many pets that it constantly interferes with your work schedule to the point that you hit up people up almost daily to take your shift or tell them you’ll be late… It might be time to hire a zookeeper or find a WFH job.

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My legs are now officially in hibernation. They’ll emerge again when it’s above 80 degrees and I’m forced to wear shorts.

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How many baristas does it take to make a latte? 1? 2? The answer is apparently 3. I’ll be honest that business model doesn’t seem sustainable.

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Everyone commenting on Adrina Lima’s looks… 1. No woman has ever wanted your unsolicited opinion on how she physically looks. Ever. 2. And to the ladies commenting be better. Truly we all wish we looked like Adrina at any point in history.

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All these Kevin Bacon bots have been DMing me from fake accounts, but silly bots don’t you know I’m 2 degrees from Kevin Bacon.

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Grimes, there's only one right way to defend not being a Nazi and it's not "I'm proud of my whiteness". You and your "X" should honestly relocate to a remote island and cut yourselves off from humanity. The world would thank you.

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Please if you haven’t seen Killers of the Flower Moon go watch it. It’s on Apple TV. It’s top tier Scorsese and the story should be known by all Americans.

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This is a reminder that not all stories have someone you’re meant to “root for”. You don’t have to relate to the protagonist. You don’t even have to like them.

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I loved Succession. “Connor’s Wedding” was incredible. If I could give a tie for Emmy for Writing in a Drama Series it has to be to Craig Mazin. That episode was perfection.

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I’m deleting this app. The hate and vitriol from miseducated or misguided people on here is disgusting and inhumane. I’m tired of trying to make witty clap-backs to dead behind the eyes dolts. It’s a waste of my time and my brain. You ruined everything Elon Musk.

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Deleted this app, but I’m back to post this & only this, because facts, right? Mark Zuckerberg started the fires in the backyard of his Pacific Palisades mansion with the blowtorch he bought from Elon Musk in 2020. He tried to torch a menacing squirrel. #factcheckingmatters

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Hey Facebook and Instagram my account was hacked and my Instagram linked with a bogus Instagram account. Both of my accounts have now been suspended, but it’s not allowing me to contest this. Can someone help me please? This is the fraudulent account. It is not my account.

Hey <a href="/facebook/">Facebook</a> and <a href="/instagram/">Instagram</a> my account was hacked and my Instagram linked with a bogus Instagram account. Both of my accounts have now been suspended, but it’s not allowing me to contest this. Can someone help me please?

This is the fraudulent account.
It is not my account.