Everybody understands trends until it’s something they don’t like 😂

If I had vaccinated the 6000 patients I treated for Covid, I would have made $1.5 million under BlueCross’ incentive program.

What yo? Hahahahaha Jamie Dimon need to be sleeping with the fishes ASAP

loud, old & wrong.

This how I be with my nieces and nephews; accountability

Thought Quinta Brunson was getting turnt

EVIL doesn’t die… it reinvents itself.

I have such a cute work outfit planned. but ima wear it Friday, so I can go to a restaurant downtown after work and snag somebody’s father.

I miss random NYC date nights. It’s so many new places I wanna try there!

now that I think about it , no woman should pay anything this lil Labubu says out his mouth. & any man listening slow too.

idk, it’s just … attractive.

losing two parents in a 4mo. span had to hurt so bad.

sometimes when guys get killed and their mom be like “he wouldn’t hurt a fly, he was a good kid, everyone loved him” — the kid be a fucking MENACE. not Albe though, Albe was EVERY POSITIVE THING anyone has ever said about him.

Beano, I was about to quote that and call you a nice looking Labubu . all because that post still stuck in my head 😭😭😭

daughter *asks me seriously* : how was it like your first few days as a mom? me: it was crazy I was so sleep deprived I began hallucinating, I was trippin out same serious daughter:

I wonder which one lost their girl for them to sing this song like this ? 😭 sung their mfn hearts out.

I want my own person. 🤍

the first woman that did that to Lijh clearly changed his life 😂