we are the daughters of the monsters you could not mash

It’s not my circus, but… I am a man with a sense of obligation and duty. Very well. I will care for these monkeys. I will raise them as if they were my own.

i'm chronically online in a different and more sophisticated way than you are

I don’t remember most of it but what a year

may god bless the dinosaur that died to make the fossil fuel that was treated to become petrol in the car that took josh hutcherson’s mum to the hospital to give birth to him so that he could give us the perfect peeta mellark

I can’t wait until I’m perfect and I can finally start living my life

"do you like using twitter?" does sisyphus like his boulder

burn this company down to an ash heap

i don’t get the whole “ingredients you can pronounce” thing … like just sound it out mama

"Has feminism failed women brought to you by bank of america" is my MKULTRA sleeper agent activation phrase

Sad day for those Democrats who bought Bill Clinton hats, shoes, watch, cologne, perfume, bible, NFT, crypto, cellphone and guitar.

2026

yo bro does it smell like wrongprincess in here?

Our focus has always been on creating a global network of Spheres

My guardian angels gets in contact with me through vanity plates and they just said something very interesting

Email? Isn’t that the thing pedophiles do?

every day you have two options