Mom dancing to ready or not by Bridget Mendler at dinner

Adam when confronted by God

eve why did u have to eat that apple omgggg💔💔💔💔💔💔

She shitted so hard in the studio open.spotify.com/track/2vPTtiR7…

There’s always been something yummy about candy to me

Rising from the grave three days later 'we're so back'

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weed smokers be like it's 9am time to make myself retarded

That last sentence just reads like a lemony snicket excerpt

when ur so beveragepilled u start peemaxxing :/

new poem

I’ll watch Gru’s new movie. Don’t hang with him like I do with the minions, but it’s still all love.

Neighbor just asked me if I'm on ozempic

y’all weren’t there when it was 5 of us squeezing that Sue me acapella video anywhere we could

speaking of pronouns let me she/them titties baby

The Alamo? What's that

Working at the store where I wrote probably 1000 of my tweets