elon musk turned on his vibrator

Kelce losing his blaccent and hood swag is like seeing an angel lose its wings

normalize seeing someone’s lack of effort as their lack of interest in you regardless of what they tell you

“hey, sorry I just saw ur text” - me with a screen time of 13 hrs per day

I love using “absolutely not” because “no” is not dramatic enough for me 😆

I met Raven Symone at work today she’s literally my childhood 🥲🥹

y tal vez lo quieres si pero no te suma nena

Luigi Mangione shares 27 things he’s grateful for ahead of federal murder trial.

number 16

spongebob wouldn’t even fw some of yall fr … but he’d hangout with me bc my heart is pure and i like to laugh a lot

Es tan alto que Kenia no lo alcanza ni con zapatillas, AMIGAS 😩

Gate keeping myself all year 😭 every time i let somebody in my world they think they bigger than the program

no bb, nunca te voy a perdonar, Chat GPT ya me explicó tu técnica de manipulación

inglés básico

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

IT guys are sooo sassy for no reason

Like bro just fix my issue🙄

Tiramisu wedding cake