Ugh. Getting older means realizing there are less people to trust that aren’t going to be a toxic parasite draining what’s left of your existence. Let me tell you it both sucks and liberating all in the same moment.

People crack me tf up. They won’t talk to you for days or weeks. They will say something mean that makes you overthink your self worth. But as soon as they need something from you they crawl out the walls like roaches.

Why does it bother me they my soon to be X tenant is outside making friends with all my male neighbors? Like bitch I don’t remember putting your name on the deed? Do you think I want you as my neighbor? Why is this happening?

So… karma is a bitch and she worked fast this time. One of my girl dog baby took a shit on the X tenant’s bed when he left his room door open. 😂😂

Burning a shit ton of calories by rolling my eyes as the same person on this train continue to cough his brains out. 😷

Made it to England yesterday and I’m telling you the jag lag was unreal. Today ready to see those castles 😊

The goal is to laugh forever with someone you love.

If I have learned anything from my short euro holiday is to organize your time.

I was once told “fitting in” is the opposite of being you…. 👇

I know all my Swifties know. I’m playing Anti hero on repeat because that how today feels. I’m not at peace.

I sometimes think ppl don’t get me so I don’t say anything just give looks. But trust, I’m actually pretty funny and I don’t even try to be. I’m understated if you will. 😂😂

Accurate. Imma need a minute lol

Don’t get me wrong because I love all the accounts of real ppl showing off themselves and thoughts. My IG is personal. But what happened to the anon accounts where you can say shit that are relatable without that Xgf or grocery clerk passing judgment on you?

Yesss! More reason not to give two fucks about bullshit. 👍

I hope I have continual sleep tonight. I CANT STAND INTERRUPTED SLEEP ! Especially if it is because I have to pee. Having to pee is not more important than sleep. I love sleep. Shit, of course if I was hungry… different story…

Ugh rainy day got me feeling blue. I know this is awful but I’m canceling appts today just because I don’t want to go outside. Hope this day turns around.

Having a bad day? Take a shower. Had a worse day take a bath. Trust me take it slow, even if you don’t feel like it. You will feel better.

This might be clear proof that it has been a while since I was in a social setting. I go to baby’s first birthday. Get excited about cake, rush up like I haven’t seen food, turned around nearly tripped in my 5”chunk platforms and sits down. Ppl stare.

Even though it is better not to fit so you can be your true self - it gets lonely sometimes.

I’m pretty basic. You can take me on a shopping date to Victoria Secrets or you can take me to Walmart. Pay for my entire purchase at Walmart and I think I’m in love. 🥰