Me when my joke came out a little too mean:

Ecclesiastes 3:11 says, “God knows the right time, the right place, the right person, and the right answer to your prayers.”

the ugliest thing you can do is bring up someone’s past when they’ve changed

why the shortest songs be so hard

when all 2 of your friends are busy

Someone said "I got people holding grudges against me for shit THEY did to me" that is the truest shit ever

when the fit doesn’t eat, but it’s clear i do

U gotta boss up quietly.🤫 They already don’t like u.

it’s so attractive when your partner educates you on topics you lack knowledge on. that is a different kind of intimacy.

no suicidal shi but when me & my mama argue i be wanna die just so she can feel bad

I love 1am - 5am the world be so quiet.

Even as a joke, certain things should never come out of your mouth

When you keep quiet to avoid an argument but they keep talking:

me when i’m not okay:

Netflix and chill

tap - hold - load in 4K... omg.