WOW, he can’t wait to have another sibling. He’ll take it under his wing and teach him all his tricks !

Happy Father’s Day. @lawsless

The only other Daddy he knows. x.com/empyreanembers…

Anything for his daddy. x.com/lawsless/statu…

Bursts into Ares’ room with confetti and a gospel choir. HAPPY FATHER’S DAY.

Ugh he’s hard. x.com/lawsless/statu…

Always. x.com/lawsless/statu…

Bursts in with his bow and arrow. HE’S HERE.

Hello, the beard is coming back. He’s got a tan too.

MOTHER.

FINALLY WOW. It’s been a million years. What is it?

His arrows just make people horny, so maybe they’ll just wait for the twins.

Exactly.

* STILL WATERS RUN DEEP! the spiteful . / organa

HEY-

He’s been banging in Paris all this time so the joke is on Deimos because he didn’t break the wall.

Oh my God, Dad.

He’s growing back the beard. Everyone is welcome.

His beard game is amazing THANKS.

He’s so proud.