back on Twitter with a new account, last one was hacked. Tip: use a VERY secure password.

gotta love David Cross #waytoofunny

a great day to lounge, might even watch some football.

Me: Hey guess what. GF: I swear to god, if it's about baseball, just walk yourself home. Me: I love you?

150th follower to RT gets Justin Verlander signed ball. bit.ly/Jbfud5 #MLBFC

147th follower to RT gets a Franchise hat of their choice courtesy of @47Brand. #MLBFC

What a great night! Thank you The Principal for cracking me up again! #KissMeNow

Thank you to the Blue Jays for making my trip to Toronto a first class experience. Can't wait to get started. Go jays!

TWO MORE WEEKS! The Walking Dead returns 2/10 at 9/8c 🚶💀 instagr.am/p/U_yz4tqyaz/

Unfortunately he was taken from us far too soon

Is Google a boy or a girl? Obviously a girl because it won't let you finish a sentence without suggesting other ideas.

Let's help! #BellLetsTalk

True. RT Ross Garfield: Patrick Carney You are some one hit wonder. JB has been doing it for YEARS.