my brain every time it’s time to focus…

I’ve got 2 tickets (with seat cushions), you can sit with me anytime, brother.

realizing that I cannot send Instagram reels to my wife because I have no idea what the next video is going to be once that one is done… 👀

hey Elon Musk any chance we can fix the chats? too many UX “improvements” to mention, but the chats are now opening on the latest message (vs where you left off, like it used to) and it’s incredibly annoying. if I don’t click into my sports chats, I’m less likely to use X at all!

Hey Elon Musk, let me start by saying, I’m a big fan. That said, can we please hit a “rewind” back about 30 days, to when my “Following” feed was actually in chronological order and the Chat wasn’t completely unbearable??

the lip-synching performances have always been painful to watch, but now Macy's out here pumping in blatantly fake crowd noise for the Thanksgiving Day Parade like it’s a 2014 Atlanta Falcons game

Oh you didn’t know?!?! 6️⃣ in a row!! Riley Green and I continue this legendary run on #SpotifyWrapped, though this year I’ve been told I am no. 6,944? No excuses, play like a champion. I vow to be better in 2026!

I was told the #Packers get all the calls?

BREAKING: wife is traveling, boys at school, and I just repeatedly sang/shouted “TELL HER ABOUT IT!” for 8 minutes straight for no reason whatsoever while doing emails (haven’t heard the song in decades & had to lookup “what song goes ‘tell her about it’” - it’s Billy Joel)

I remember my first beer

“Volcano” is someone’s #favoritemovie

I guess it’s no surprise that the Somalian translation of this guy’s books have been a top-seller in Minnesota for the last decade

“Hackers” is someone’s #favoritemovie

seems like this should’ve come up when they first started handing out government dollars (with other rules like you must be a citizen, must be alive, etc.) epilogue: government at any level is inherently inefficient and ineffective, and a complete waste of your tax dollars

I’m sure the production team is patting themselves on the back for picking Pink Floyd’s “Money” as the background track to the company sales awards for the 3rd year in a row… but I’m ready to stab myself with a dull butter knife

“Name” by the Goo Goo Dolls is an absolute #banger and I will die on that hill.

absolutely gorgeous sunset over Lake Mendota (February 12 just offshore of James Madison Park in Madison, Wisconsin)

FAFO New York! I love how he doesn’t even apologize for promising what he could never deliver.

“Tank Girl” is someone’s #favoritemovie

2 forms of ID, Social Security Card, AND 2 photos?? I used to be for voter ID but this is getting out of hand… Wait, what is that part at the bottom about snow shoveling?? 😆😝🤣 they require more forms of ID to help them clean the snow than they’d expect you to have to vote??