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#birdbot

DONT FORGET: IF YOU SMOKE WEED AND HAVE PANIC ATTACKS OR OTHERWISE HAVE A BAD TIME THATS YOUR FAULT AND ON YOU COMPLETELY!!

ugh so frustrated. this airbnb in the woods we got has an ancient evil buried deep underneath it 🙄 you guessed it, it speaks to me in a language lost to the eons

my favorite thing about my trip to austria was when my dad and i were drunk and id smoke a cig and my dad drunkenly would mutter “mein kinder” forlornly

MY ALBUM CONES OUT TOMORROW

normalize alcohol

i literally spent hours covering ducklings in crude oil just for someone to clean then all up with Dawn Original Scent Ultra Dishwashing Liquid Dish Soap. i cant have anything can i

hey Slippy i wanna apologize for making speaker 4 on the floor :/

blen plat

yung ween

every time theres a fuckin math freak out like this on twitter its because theres a division sign in the equation!!! put your division in a fraction PLEASE

4 burgers is a good plan

SHOW ME YOUR BOOBIE YOUR TITS BOUNCER LMAOOOO

a full rain drop fell in my coffee mug i understand everything now i have to write a poem

drumbo is free on bumby

made a worse one hell yeah!!

just made an omlette with cinnamon toast crunh bacon and expired arugula. i will see the lord of hells face today and he isnt ready

ITS TUESDAY NIGHT ITS TIME FOR ELECTRO HOUSE AND GOOGLING BREATHING METHODS