I’ve grown so impatient that I will always sacrifice the most injury prone guy. The only candidates here are James and Lavia.

I love Football Twitter because why are they calling her Calafiori??? 😭😭😭😭

Adding this to my list of 10 Boring Transfer Decisions Since 2020.

He is taking being Messi's bouncer way too seriously.

I had to unsubscribe from Carte Blanche on YouTube because I realised they don't post actual programs anymore. Sad.

Bro!

I love this Joao Pedro guy already!

This guy is called "Cat" and yet he is so dangerous. Who is he fooling? He should call himself Lion Matlala or Tiger.

I think if my mother was facing such allegations, I would not be seen outside and on social media. Especially looking like I’m having the time of my life.

Nice. Until I’m three drinks down and I start calling you Nomacinderella.

I honestly don’t want them getting relegated.

The guy once cooked Bafana Bafana so bad, we ended with Fikile Mbalula calling them “A bunch of losers” 😭😭😭😭

All I'm saying is if PSG puts 5 goals past Real Madrid, there'll be no shame for Chelsea if we lose 3-1 in the final. That's all.

Lol, at some stage they tried to sell us the idea that Raul Asencio is a good defender.

Who has been out of form longer? Vinicius or Foden?

Mbappe on corner-kick duties? Yeah, Xabi Alonso's job really hasn't begun yet.

Watching this game and realising that Real Madrid actually need Vitinha in their team. Not a Vitinha-type of player, Vitinha himself!

Chelsea will take on PSG on Sunday. 🏆

Watching Bradley Barcola is so weird, man. Because how is he so good and yet he almost looks clumsy with the ball?

You can hate Chelsea and be hyper-critical about them all you want but we won't lose 4 or 5 nill like your faves.