小麦悪魔 🌾👹 (@lukeofbrien) 's Twitter Profile
小麦悪魔 🌾👹

@lukeofbrien

God's little mistake 🙂

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calendar_today27-11-2010 03:30:36

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The most jarring thing for me in 'Nirvanna The Band The Show The Movie' is the brief 3 second broadcast clip of Dewayne Staats speaking-- don't need to be reminded of the Tampa Bay Rays for any reason, it's like reminding someone about the time they got tortured in jail

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Imagine you're Nancy Guthrie old as fuck tied up in a padlocked studio apartment and you see the head of the FBI popping bottles with Brady Tkachuk on a 32'' floor TV lol

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I thought I was going crazy the last few times I was in London because EVERYWHERE I went I heard almost exclusively North American accents all around me and I later realized it was because the only people speaking loud as fuck in public were Americans

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The Balatro soundtrack alone instantly triggers a primal cascade of dopamine in my brain so I definitely cannot ever take up actual gambling, taking pills, drinking hard liquor (anymore), etc.

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Low key annoying as fuck part about getting older is the doctor being totally overbearing about slightly elevated blood pressure readings, 160/90 on one of three readings at 24 elicits a little laugh, it's 'no problem'; at 34 they're trying to triage you by force like a wild ape

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I actually fucking hate Carney and Anand so much for the phrase “Iran-related hostilities” like how do you fucking sleep at night you nasty fucking pigs

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Polish "dark factory" pumping out nothing but defective bombs because the guys working the assembly lines can't see what they're doing

Khamenei.ir (@khamenei_ir) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I went 2school w/a cloak since1st days;it was uncomfortable 2wear it in front f other kids,but I tried 2make up 4it by being naughty&playful