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Looking forward to telling my kids that they don’t have to do National Service.

Excellent. #honitonandsidmouth

My wife is genuinely hilarious. Harriet Batman for PM.

Take it in. The first female chancellor. The first housing secretary who's actually lived in social housing. The first education secretary who was on free school meals. An energy secretary who actually believes in aggressively fighting climate change. Not a bad afternoon.

This has the potential to be an absolutely incredible appointment. I need to sit down.

I’m missing our dear friends Paddy and Charles especially today. They would have loved these results – especially seeing the Liberal Democrats winning back their old seats in Somerset and the Highlands!

Can all the racists who posted after the Euros final at Wembley please take note… Every single one of our penalty takers just now has Black heritage. 🦁🦁🦁 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤

Urgh, he’s absolutely fucked it 😔

I can’t really put into words how happy I am about the election. If you haven’t, listen to Oh God, What Now? – the politics podcast from yesterday. Andrew Harrison made me cry, with his crying. I think I underestimated how awful it’s been. How terrible they’ve been. Thank you Andrew for 8 years of sanity 😘

lol. Andrew Bridgen came SIXTH and lost his deposit. Stupid mad fuck.

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This is all a bit….. shit? Should have got Danny Boyle to do it.

I’m a massive proponent of British Exceptionalism but specifically and only in respect to Olympic opening ceremonies. Except Emilie Sande.

That racist old shit getting bricked in the back of the head AND the knackers is by far the funniest thing that I have ever seen in my life.

I’m off. This place is a disgusting cess pit. I’m at lukemackaycooks.bluesky.social Fuck you Elon Musk you tiny dicked prick.

These stupid fucking cunts. This is what she said- verbatim. ‘Set fire to all the fucking hotels full of the bastards’ Duhhhh freee speech tho 🤡🤡🤡