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Luke Chudoba

@lukechudoba

54th Highest Ranked Stand Up Comedian πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦

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You know ur overworked when the rare moments you get to relax at home are priceless. I want to just scroll social media for 14 hours a day, but I'm forced to work and pay bills.πŸ€£πŸ‘

You know ur overworked when the rare moments you get to relax at home are priceless. I want to just scroll social media for 14 hours a day, but I'm forced to work and pay bills.πŸ€£πŸ‘
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I'm really really depressed and burned out. But I don't like to talk about it because everyone wants me to cheer them up. But sometimes I need to cheer myself up before I can cheer up everyone else.

I'm really really depressed and burned out. But I don't like to talk about it because everyone wants me to cheer them up. But sometimes I need to cheer myself up before I can cheer up everyone else.
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I am so insanely depressed. I have nothing in my life. I spend all my time working or sitting alone in the darkness. I don't have any reason to live.

I am so insanely depressed. I have nothing in my life. I spend all my time working or sitting alone in the darkness. I don't have any reason to live.
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I want one of those Tomatoes grown by an italian grandma in the European country side. The type that tastes like biting into sunshine.😍😌

I want one of those Tomatoes grown by an italian grandma in the European country side. The type that tastes like biting into sunshine.😍😌
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I think he still looks good. You can't look 25 forever, he's almost 50 and he takes care of himself. Beauty standards are so frustrating.πŸ€”

I think he still looks good. You can't look 25 forever, he's almost 50 and he takes care of himself. Beauty standards are so frustrating.πŸ€”
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Hot sauce doesn't get better by making it more spicy, hot sauce gets better by adding more flavor. That is why Sriracha is so popular, because it isn't very spicy but adds lots of flavor.πŸ€”

Hot sauce doesn't get better by making it more spicy, hot sauce gets better by adding more flavor. That is why Sriracha is so popular, because it isn't very spicy but adds lots of flavor.πŸ€”
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I lost 40lbs, this is what my life looks like now. I'm 6'1. The problem is I'm severely autistic, I say hurtful things and sometimes its scary to start a conversation because you might get rejected.πŸ˜‡πŸ‘

I lost 40lbs, this is what my life looks like now. I'm 6'1. The problem is I'm severely autistic, I say hurtful things and sometimes its scary to start a conversation because you might get rejected.πŸ˜‡πŸ‘
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People see this image and think "Wow that guy is up late grinding to make his dreams come true." But the truth is he's just playing Marvel Rivals with his friend while making dick jokes.πŸ€£πŸ‘

People see this image and think "Wow that guy is up late grinding to make his dreams come true." But the truth is he's just playing Marvel Rivals with his friend while making dick jokes.πŸ€£πŸ‘