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Luke Simmons

@lukecas

Loves good, kind people…..travel, Asia, Elvis, Liam, Nick Drake, Pearl Jam, Public Enemy, Springsteen, Otis Redding, Converse, Guinness and CAFC.

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I thought the schools in the south were the best. How come everyone in the north east are so much better at counting? #Elections2024 #ToriesAreToast

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Reform has five MPs. Three used to work in the City of London (including one for Lehman Brothers). One is a property magnate. One is paid £100k a year as a GB News presenter. This is apparently a “party of the people”

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I’d love Derek Chisora 🥊 to out-point Joe ‘Slow-mo’ Joyce. It’s painful watching Joyce trying to string a sentence, about as much head movement as he uses in the ring!! bbcboxing

I’d love <a href="/DerekWarChisora/">Derek Chisora 🥊</a> to out-point Joe ‘Slow-mo’ Joyce. It’s painful watching Joyce trying to string a sentence, about as much head movement as he uses in the ring!! <a href="/bbcboxing/">bbcboxing</a>
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If you want to see Michelle Mone kicked out of the House of Lords and arrested until she pays the £232,000,000 she owes give this a RT

If you want to see Michelle Mone kicked out of the House of Lords and arrested until she pays the £232,000,000 she owes give this a RT
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#oasis Oasis Why not have real fans turn up and camp out to buy tickets at face value (like the old days). viagogo selling standing tickets for £858 each, StubHub the same for £852. Well done lads, 6-hrs to be disconnected by Ticketmaster. My 2 sons are devastated.

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Watch Bill Maher humiliate MAGA fascist congressman Byron Donalds to his face over the loathsome piece of shit being a pathological liar who lies about EVERYTHING. 😳👇

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Margaret Thatcher privatised the water companies at a bargain-basement price in 1989. Her argument? Private investors will lower costs; make water cheaper for the consumer; improve the quality of service; and modernise infrastructure. Some still worship this lying cunt today.

Margaret Thatcher privatised the water companies at a bargain-basement price in 1989.

Her argument?

Private investors will lower costs; make water cheaper for the consumer; improve the quality of service; and modernise infrastructure.

Some still worship this lying cunt today.
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If you had to have an IQ of 85 (considered ‘average’ for an adult) to vote in the Presidential election, Kamala Harris would win by a country fucking mile (please explain that phrase to the dumbfucks voting for #TrumpIsALaughingStock #Presidentialelection #Harris_Walz2024

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America needs you to take a stand, President Bush. Donald Trump is now encouraging violence against Liz Cheney, the daughter of your own Vice President. He isn’t afraid to stand up to Donald Trump - why are you? RETWEET if you think George Bush should endorse Kamala Harris!

America needs you to take a stand, President Bush. Donald Trump is now encouraging violence against Liz Cheney, the daughter of your own Vice President. He isn’t afraid to stand up to Donald Trump - why are you? 

RETWEET if you think George Bush should endorse Kamala Harris!
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The boxing World will be a poorer place whenever Derek Chisora 🥊 decides it is the end. What an amazing fight. The ultimate throwback and something we won’t see again when twats like Jake Paul get further involved. #ChisoraWallin #chisora #warchisora