Should I get an award for already having reservations and hotel room booked for Valentine’s Day and not waiting til last minute. (it was booked before New Years)

Me: your killing me smalls Braxton: your killing me bigs

Dr. Fauci on working w/President Trump: "He asks a lot of questions. That's his nature. He's constantly asking questions. And I never, in the multiple times I've done that, where I said, 'For scientific reasons we really should do this,' that he hasn't said, 'Let's do it.'"

I kid you not, Braxton was talking about a girl in this movie he likes and he said “ my heart is pointed at hers”

Where did this idea come from that we should shame people who start a business and become extremely successful? Nobody is forced to work for anybody

Me: (aggressively shooting brax with nerf guns) Brax: dad I don’t like this new attitude

This!

Anybody else think Mark Cuban looks like Dan Scott #OTH

God I know you and I know your goodness, so why am I so forgetful

I don’t know how your day is going but my son just told me I am an expert at doing all the things

Kimme told Brax no more cookies. He grabs two brings me one and says I can have it if I don’t tell Kimme. What should I do?

I told y’all joe Milton was good 😳

Heupel has no faith in Milton and is too nice of a guy to say it

I would like to return this slow offense for the good one that I ordered

Alabama y’all wanna play Tennessee Tech next or nah?

Can Heupel start giving his halftime speech as his pregame speech instead

If nick saban put out a notice today that he would return to coaching college football to the highest bidder what would a team pay him