I love walls…like there’s definitely something behind you…what is it?

I love it when you’re in a busy city or college campus and someone goes “no the squirrels here are different, they aren’t afraid” and then you just think about that for a couple days

Sitting on a park bench with an iced americano scrolling through my own instagram but as the person im going to see at a wedding this weekend

Unfortunately it’s very over for me

Shopping in the reason to go on aisle

In America they give you reverse Changeling before healthcare

Typo on tweet month ruined

When you teach a group of people how to play a game and then later they call you over to act as the expert referee

Ok so my mom has a foot long toaster?

Me when I play Simon Says and Simon says says “Simon says have no arms”

SEOUL!!!!

Come watch a live reading of my pilot and then a DJ set put on by Flight Club!!!!!! Grab a ticket I’m really fun to dance with! Link in bio!

flightclub.fyi :))

I want it to sit on my couch and not move

Flying 14 hours on a plane has reminded me just how quickly I can wake up and immediately answer the question “anything to drink?” without a second thought

Reading of my pilot was a success!!!

A “goodbye summer” instagram dump but its just fifteen photos of me from the angle of a security camera having tummy time on my phone while it’s noticeably 80 degrees and sunny outside the window

Yes Labor Day the famous day where you sit back, relax and think about how the British spell it Labour