i’ll be honest i hate ordering pizza with a woman they don’t eat ANYTHING bro, fucking plain ass pizza no toppings no nothing just cheese and bread L pizza bro

i’m about to do my taxes wish me luck i already know i owe money cause if there’s one thing this country hates it’s being a handsome hispanic prince cheers

now we wait

got the paulo dybala if u even care

i just tried the quarter pounder w cheese for the first time in my life and the only reason i got it was cause the other day some homeless guy asked me to get him one so i was like bet and i’m not saying that for kudos fuck that guy but man this is delicious W taste homeless guy

haven’t slept

they banned my hinge account bro and it was so goated too :( they hate seeing a handsome hispanic prince in the seattle area flourish it’s all good hope it was worth it

girls

i’ve been rehearsing how i’m gonna say happy birthday to this girl tf is wrong with me i must be broken

i need to be dramatic about the woman i love

i’m not doing too good

whatever

whatever i’m not getting any younger

i love a freckled woman i can’t lie

i am intoxicated

my mullet was mulletin’ at school today cheers