Guess who took Ollie Watkins out their FPL team this week 🙋🏻‍♀️

Do you know what makes Mondays instantly better? A delivery of 1040 Yorkshire teabags.

Shared my screen in a work teams meeting with 40 people… instead of my work report, they got a webpage article on Harrogate’s best Sunday roasts. Not my finest moment, admittedly.

Strange to think that in not many years to come, kids won’t believe us that we used a stick to control the gears on a car and that we had 3 pedals 🤣

Wow this game is starting to go downhill fast

Just can’t break down the low block. I’ll be surprised if we get anything out of this now…

Lost to spurs and I’ve broken my toe. Day’s gone to shit.

Yes I am. We might be getting the odd disappointing result but in performances and via stats, we are slowly showing we can be competitive in this league. It’s unfortunate that the with mistakes we have made we’ve been punished for, but that wholly comes down to experience.

What’s the best part of a roast dinner?

Damn… 🍴

There’s no feeling like getting in from work, having a shower and putting fresh pyjamas on.

No one really likes sparkling water do they?

Praying with every fiber of my being that the boys don’t get injured, especially Darlow… we would be f*cked.

Is it bad I’m in a meeting I’m having to stare at the fluorescent light to stay awake

£4.50 in Sainsbury’s for a bottle of water and some breakfast bars.. damn.

Fearing for my life on the motorway in the rain this morning and I get stuck behind a hearse. Just about sums it up.

Forget to mention I had a really fcked up dream last night that Leeds finished top 4

How has Roman Kemp got a hosting gig on sky sports FNF 🤢

So pleased for aaronson getting his goal tonight. Lad always works so hard, hope this fills him with confidence.

It’s bizarre watching Liverpool play in blue