mom: don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot me: fire cannot kill a dragon Daniel du Plessis #GoTFans

Be a better you.

"Marco kriel WHY THE FUCK ARE ALL THESE BOYS IN MY YARD?? *sips milkshake*"

Must. Not. Spend. Money. @hanli_kaktus

do u ever say or tweet something emotional then ur just like damn that was really gay

we take the naps we think we deserve

We saw a blind dinosaur today. I don’t think it saurus. Marco kriel

Are you a large body of water, cuz DAMMMM

thanks for LETTING ME KNOW you're back.. #sarkasme #howrudeofyou #welkomterugloser #thevoidisfilled Sune De Lange :)

i think its so fake how some pants have pockets that are sewn shut like be real with me dont pretend to be something ur not. Charl Cilliers

Spent six hours linking all of my watches together to make a belt. It was a complete waist of time. Marco kriel

Don't think about it, drink about it. Daniel du Plessis

Me: Can I go to the restroom? Teacher: What for? Me: TO OPEN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS Marco kriel

If your thighs touch, you're one step closer to being a mermaid. So hey, who's the real winner here?

Dafuq is this guy??

I'm at my most gangsta when I drop a 'yeah, bitch' after someone else's threat. Daniel du Plessis

We're living in a third world country with too many first world problems.