Sometimes it do be like that

Back in my prime 19 girls would’ve wished me merry Christmas

sometimes i glance over at my boyfriend and he’s just looking at google maps scrolling around

The Lakers simply aren't athletic enough for a sport that requires athletes

im starting to understand the distant uncle

Happy birthday LeBron James and Thank you for all the (ongoing) memories 🙏🏻

I run every day for 20 minutes & if I miss a day, I add 20 minutes to the next day. This has truly been a game changer. Tomorrow, I'm supposed to run for 4 months.

My son just told me that a fire truck is actually a water truck. He then asked me if you’re waiting for the waiter aren’t you the waiter.

i wish i could shazam a perfume.

My god, I just realized I'm now closer to 30 than I am to 20 (I'm 36)

LEBRON CAUGHT THE LOB WITH THE LEFT HAND ✋🔥

“ Okaaaayyyyyy let me juuuuuuuust share my screen... okaycanyouseeit? “

They're still not listening 😂

como vais a tomar esteroides sabiendo k eso fue lo k mató a los dinosaurios...

LEBRON SIGNATURE SLAM 🐐

LBJ's signature slam from tonight but... ALL. THE. ANGLES. Enjoy 😁

“Can we reschedule?” YES, GOD, YES, PLEASE, YES.

USPS tracking: Step 1: We don't think it exists Step 2: Delivered

Happy Valentines day ♥️

Hang it in the Louvre 🤌