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Lucy Bee

@lucyntheplot

6'1 of fuzzy. Hypocritical grammar pedant and over-user of commas. Stand-up laughter maker and promoter.

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Tomorrow night is the second performance of my silly fun Brighton Fringe show, 'Lifestyle-ISH'. Come and spend an hour with my four characters, and watch me seamlessly doing my own tech, at The Caxton Arms #comedy #brightonfringe #Fringe

Tomorrow night is the second performance of my silly fun <a href="/brightonfringe/">Brighton Fringe</a> show, 'Lifestyle-ISH'. Come and spend an hour with my four characters, and watch me seamlessly doing my own tech, at <a href="/thecaxton/">The Caxton Arms</a> 
#comedy #brightonfringe #Fringe
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This is tonight! Come along. Once you've learned the health benefits of 'Bananarama,' you won't care WHAT the weather is doing... Brighton Fringe The Caxton Arms #brightonfringe #brighton #COMEDY #BrightonFringe brightonfringe.org/whats-on/lifes…

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Could all on MasterChef UK 🍴 PLEASE stop commenting on what a great cook Martin Bayfield is "for his height"?! His height is as relevant to his culinary talent as the colour of his shirt! This kind of discrimination would NOT be allowed for any other characteristic!! #MasterChefUK

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This is really important. A lot of extremely vulnerable people at risk, if these cuts are allowed to go ahead. facebook.com/517649630/post…

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This weekend's laughter making. I'll probably be dusting off my banjolele (NOT a euphemism)... facebook.com/517649630/post…

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Man demonstrates respectful behaviour towards women (including his wife). Internet goes crazy. Treats it as gold standard. Is it just me who finds that a little bit depressing?! #HarryRedknapp #ImACeleb #ImACeleb2018 #Equality

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Beware, Bognor. You're about to get 'restbitten'! #Bognor #bognorregis #chichester #chichesterobserver #localnews #westsussex #ChristmasEve #badjournalism #reddit #spellcheck #respite #proofreading

Beware, Bognor. You're about to get 'restbitten'! #Bognor #bognorregis #chichester #chichesterobserver #localnews #westsussex #ChristmasEve #badjournalism #reddit #spellcheck #respite #proofreading
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Asking "when's International Men's Day?" on #IWD2018 is a bit like saying "when's my birthday?" instead of "happy birthday" to someone

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Hi Amazon.co.uk and Amazon Help. I am 6'1" tall. This is me in one of your delivery boxes. A box the size of a coffin that you used, to send me the tube lying next to me. Why, Amazon? WHY??! #AmazonPrime #amazon

Hi <a href="/AmazonUK/">Amazon.co.uk</a> and <a href="/AmazonHelp/">Amazon Help</a>.
I am 6'1" tall. This is me in one of your delivery boxes. A box the size of a coffin that you used, to send me the tube lying next to me. Why, Amazon? WHY??! #AmazonPrime #amazon