We aren’t having enough breakfast pastries as dessert after dinner

where were you when you found out Brandi Carlile was better than Adele?

I’ll be honest Debra - I love the remodel, but I don’t love a sconce

Babe you left your tie dye scarf and your nitrous tank here, want me to leave them on the porch for you?

There is no greater hell than 3pm

We really aren’t saying Ahoy enough

Imagine being the one to come up with cubed ham

I’d rather have a hot dog than a T-shirt

If you have a crush on a guy DON’T WORRY - just get to know him and it’ll go away

Checking co-star to see if I should text him

Ladies remember: if he wanted to, he still wouldn’t

wish I had the discipline of a true crafter

one little drink and I’m feeling like I might just find my husband tonight

Halloumi?! I barely know mi

he was creepy, god rest his soul

BYOCT (bring your own cum towel)

Ur in his DMs, I’m up early researching past life regression therapy

power hour but with shrimp

raising money for awareness

but would you smash Jake tapper